if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u. first off what the fuck is wrong with u
How to not be an American tourist in Ireland: (Written by a student who studied in Ireland and got embarrassed by their friends who were also American.)
- Do not order an Irish Car Bomb. DO NOT ORDER AN IRISH CAR BOMB. It’s offensive as fuck, it’s not widely known in Ireland, and no one will make it for you.
- If someone compliments your accent, don’t tell them you don’t have an accent….
(Source: iwakurasan, via themamafox)
Can’t wait to quit my job.